Filed under: Dating, Life, new york city | Tags: holiday's in new york, new york
Relationships should be enjoyable. You should be in love and still having fun. Thus even while you’ve been together for ages or are just starting out there are plenty of date ideas that will create that spark.
Ultimate NYC Date 01 : Serendipity, Wollman’s, 5th Ave
One of my ultimate winter dates in NYC starts off with the movie Serendipity. A love story based upon serendipitous circumstances with the holiday season and Serendipity Cafe/Restaurant being the star of the show. There is just something about Holidays in New York, the smell of fresh christmas trees lining the sidewalks, hot dog vendors roasting chestnuts and major traffic gridlock. It is really in the air. As a New Yorker you can get angry at it… or you can just embrace it. Walking past Macy’s window displays are a chore but you know what? We get to see them on our way past work. Yes you will be slowed down to .2 miles an hour on foot but you get to see them every year without fail.
I digress…. so firstly both parties of this date need to watch this movie with John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale. Its hard to find, you’ll have to hit up Netflix, or whatever Blockbuster is still around. Now you’ll basically follow the pair throughout their NYC landscaped love story. I mean wasn’t the late nineties and early 2000’s filled with romantic comedies based in New York? So something must be working.
Serendipity 3 – 225 E 60th St – http://www.serendipity3.com/
Famous for their Frozen Hot Chocolate. Many say it has become overgrown with tourists… but I say who gives a damn. Yes there can be an hour wait. I mean what spot hasn’t become overgrown with tourists? And you know what? They fuel our economy so enjoy it. Their desserts are bigger than your head, need I say more? Yea and they serve food… but you go for their giant sundaes.
Wollman Skating Rink – Central Park – www.wollmanskatingrink.com
Ice Skating Rink @ Rockefeller Center – http://www.rockefellercenter.com/
Hold hands and work up some bruised knees at theice skating rink. This gets a bit pricey at 20+ a person between skate and locker rentals, but do it for the experience of skating in Central Park underneath the stars or right in the middle of Rocafeller Center. Kiss and hold hands in the blustery cold with red cheeks.
Shopping - 5th Ave and around
What signifies the Holidays in NYC more than shopping? Bergdorfs, Barney’s, Bloomies, Saks, Lord and Taylor, Macy’s. Tiffany’s for the bold. The classic staples of the Holidays. Grab your girl and take a tour of the dizzying frangrance and cosmetics section, running into impulse purchases of gloves scarves and handbags. By now you should’ve been spritzed and tied up with a bow.
Christmas Tree @ Rockefeller Center
Whether or not you celebrate Christmas, brush past tourists and go see the Tree and the artistic display around it. NBC Today show studies are also there, along with famous 30 rock from the show. For a tour of 30 Rock – click here
We don’t like to take too long on dates, for they should really end up in the comfort of your own home and some gingerbread hot chocolate. It’s winter, it’s cold, catch a cab and call it a night. But this to me is one of those epic dates that sums up the quintessential New York Holiday Season.
Filed under: Shitlist
So I’m bored in the wee hours of the morning and decided to see what more investigation unearths….
Now I have a few exes, none of which I take time out to deter them from their life paths. I wish them really no harm. However what is with people who honestly actively, spending money and time do distracting things to other peoples lives? Honestly I don’t even feel wrong putting douchebags on blast because if it is known fact and the truth, well everyone should know.
So what is with people who hold onto to grudges, spites and feelings? Give it up…. So specifically I’m referring to the renewel of a domain name. Now why would you year after year spend money to renew a domain name that should clearly belong to the original owner? Yea it may only cost you a few bucks… but that is sad. I mean year after year… bitch it has been at least 3 years. Even if you dicked it inbetween…. I have already built a hotel on this property…. pay 1200 in rent. Thanks. And you own 2 of the domains, dude, nobody is paying for this domain name… If you’re banking on it like this is some sort of stock good luck. Her last name is not Kardashian.
Anyways, give it up already… what are you going to keep renewing the domain name until you die? Actually I’m kind of hoping you do… It’ll keep me laughing til I’m old when I feel like doing some google searches. Maybe you should start buying up the variations too. I mean I bought one too. Or how about I buy variations on your name. I mean why do you have org anyways? It’s not like your going to start a non profit. It’s the other one who supposedly has cancer. Lmao fools. It’s like me buying up randomblackbitches.com lol oh wait at least that would actually be useful to start a site.
Well I hope you enjoy ever anniversary of renewing your domain names… I find it still even funnier why you do not just renew 10 years at a time. Are you still waiting for her to come back? Maybe then you can finish her website? Activate that url. Cus if you bought 10 years of it you can’t celebrate that anniversary the same romantic way?
oH Wait, update, realized you finally parted ways with it this year…. hahaha… nice… but I don’t think I’m going to buy it…. will let it stay on the market so you can purchase it when you are feeling down.
Bushwick has been a neighborhood with a lot of lesbians…. young lesbians. Those who cannot afford Park Slope and Williamburg flock to the now half ghetto. I lived there twice… the area defines my earliest of twenties. But here’s some amazing retro footage about gangs in the area from back back … way back.
A a follow up of Lesbian Boi’s Guide on landing a Girl in the Club …
Here is the start on how to Plan a Date. Now that you have the girls number, I hope now that you have planned to call her. No not text, that is informal and a pussy non engaging way out of putting yourself out there. It is like hiding behind a book while talking to someone in person. Put yourself out there, be bold and assertive. It will show your potential date you are not afraid to take charge in the relationship.
The Phone Call : Before you call, go over what you are going to say. To not trip over your words it is best to write a rough draft on things you want to say. Just like for a phone interview for a job, do not recite rather use them as guidelines to remind you of your words. A few things can now happen. She can pick up. Oh a flutter goes through you, you are nervous and don’t know what to say. Now goto your cheat sheet. Start off with “Hi this is whomever, remember me from where and what last night?” Blah blah, I had a good time, was wondering if you’d like to go for … whatever such and such night. Just go in for the kill, ask her on outing. Now most likely she will say yes. Naturally this should turn into some conversation. Do not be alarmed if it doesn’t. Everyone can be busy. But its probably best to ask her some open ended questions to get that going. Since you are planning a date, ask her what type of food she likes, or where/what she likes to do for fun. This will give you ideas on where to bring her and what to do. Most lesbians are dying for a date and if they even gave you their real number, chances are she wants you. Even if you don’t know if you like them, always go in positive. If you ask a girl on a date, act like you like her and treat her well. Don’t over compensate or lie, just be yourself. Now you can also get picked up by voicemail. Just leave a quick message. Key is quick. State who you are , your intentions of taking her out and clearly state your number. If she takes way too long to get back to you…8+ hours… she either had some extrenuating circumstances ( which she better have an explanation for/apology) or she was contemplating whether or not to call you, over thinking it etc etc. That is probably a bad sign already, like either she’s hiding something, if she has no time to call back, what makes you think she has time to be a good girlfriend. In this day and age, everyone is on their phone 24/7 especially if you gave your number out at the club. There is no excuse to not calling back within one business day. There are also better times to call. If you don’t want to be engaged in conversation… probably should call during work hours. Most people will not pick up. Do not call in the morning, they maybe sleeping. That will definitely annoy me to death. Afternoons and Evenings before 9pm are the best. Those times give them ample time to call back and have a chat in their leisure.
Picking a Location : Before you called the girl, you should have already had an idea of where you wanna go. Because you need to tell her where and when yall would like to meet up. However you can always call without a place, and say you will followup call with somewhere to meet and go. This way you can have an excuse to call and chat and confirm the date closer to the time. This will make the date a less awkward experience when yall do meet up. Anyways, picking a spot comes with a few categories.
First Date Location : Since we already established that money should not be an issue… if you are broke, you shouldn’t be dating. You should be finding more cheddar at this point. So I’ll just assume you have decent amount of cheese. Dinner, Drinks, Event? What should we start with? With someone I’m mildly not so interested in I usually go for drinks or hang out. Dinner is usually reserved for those who I believe I need to impress with my foodie skills. Always do something interactive in which conversation and getting to know each other can be achieved. Drinks are great for this. You both get loose and get to know each other… with the classics, what do you do, where do you live, who did you last fuck? Dinner should be done at a place with great atmosphere and ok food. We don’t wanna get stuffed, and we aren’t gonna eat that much since we should be staring at each other and talking. Not super romantic, but trendy and cool enough. Trend away from super ethnic and stinky weird foods like Indian or Ethiopian. I don’t want to use my fingers get dirty or smell like curry. You can also drink during dinner, however this will get pricey, a bottle of wine , 2 entrees, 1 appetizer, 1 dessert later, and we talking about a serious investment. So I only reserve fancy dining for fine bitches. Although casual dining is fine, we talking about BBQ’s , diners, and Thai spots run by Chinese folks. Events? I’m not a fan of movies. You can barely see the person, it’s darker lighting than the club. You don’t really talk to each other, and if your date is talking to you during the movie, I’d fucking drop them right now. I hate whispering in the movies, if I’m trying to listen to you, what makes you think I can hear the damn movie I paid 12 $ times 2 for??? Plus 20 $ worth of popcorn and soda. I would do something you usually enjoy. If you are the type with no life, than go to drink and dinner. But I love Dave and Busters, Shooting Pool, Museums etc. Although Museum should be a later date type thing. Comedy show? Jazz Club all valid ideas.
Second Date : Anything you didn’t do the first is game. More intimate setting is recommended. Since I hope you didn’t fuck the first date. I live my life looking for real relationships not fucks. I barely know a bitch the first date. I may kiss, but no tongue action. Also setting up the second date on the first date is a good way to not play stupid phone tag games. You should already be feeling out whether or not a second date is probable. If she is giddy and says yes I’d love to see you again, set a rough time and say you will call her. Control is everything. Don’t put the ball in her court. You will make her squirm. It’s puss to put the control in the femme. She will be turned off that you don’t take the reigns and pull her hair. What? Yes ! The places you pick to impress bitches is important too. You should have already a very cultural life, a repertoire of things you enjoy doing, places you know of fucking awesome to bring girls to. This will show you are a fun, cultural and have a rich life. Here are some more ideas, Karaoke, Romantic Strolls, Boat Cruises etc etc….
Third Date : Your so in by now. Now it’s time to choose, you wan’t to be in with this bitch or not? Is she worth your time? Is she fuckable. You need to Seal the Deal by the third date. We are gay… we are not religious. Seriously who still saves themselves. Sex is an important part of a relationship. You should’ve already talked about how you both are sexually. Like what excites her. Go ahead and invite her over for the third date. This is why you need a nice pad. Chic but with flavor. This is the way a Femme makes a final decision of whether you are material enough. She will note the location/neighborhood. Note how big your tv is and how clean your bathroom is. If you have psycho medication hide that shit. Prepare a fucking CD. After dinner or whatever you guys meet up for…. Ask her if she wants to come watch a movie, come up and chill, or whatever. Just get her through the door and start racking up the Bases. I’d say if you haven’t done it by the 4th date…. its a wrap… drop her number. She is either fucking someone else, double timing, a virgin, bad at it, or isn’t even a lesbian at all. I know as a lesbian it’s tough to drop emotional connections but lets face it… she’s wasting your money.
Date Payments : A lot of lesbians go dutch. I don’t believe in it. If you are a Boi, you wannabe a man. So pay for everything. A true Femme expects to be treated. Although when I’m not too feeling the person at the end I go dutch if they offer. LOL Hey no point in paying for something that is gonnabe a bust. Once you are in a locked in relationship we can now revisit the payment issue. If the girl doesn’t occasionally reciprocate coming out of pocket or treating you, we have a problem. Because in a capitalistic society money is love. She’s greedy and stingy and expects one way love. If she doesn’t treat you, she probably doesn’t do the same in bed. Drop that shit. Dead fish is out for a free meal
Pre Date Preparation : We are lesbians, so be casual but snazzy. Dress in an outfit that is 7/10. Don’t wanna show your femme up but make sure she knows that you have a nice presentation. You cannot pull out your best outfit either, because you’ll have nothing to wear for the 2nd and 3rd. The classic mistake is pulling out your best, the girl is blown away and then you slack the second date, and when the girl was super hot she is now like, wtf happened… ewww, its over. Same way if you meet a chick and she’s slamming, dress, hair, nails…. and she goes too casual, takes off her make up the second date.
When to End the Dating : It depends on the frequency you see each other of course. But as lesbians we are all bored and probably not dating 10 people at once like straight people. If the other girl tells you she is dating someone else, drop that shit. Greedy. Only Bisexual and Straight girls date multiple people at once. Lesbians don’t have options so if she does, this is a problem. Tell her to call you back when she’s done dating the other one, and you don’t run multiple game. If anything she will like you more cus you sound like a cocky badass but a better girlfriend pick. I’d say after a few times you’ve had sex, I wouldn’t really call it dating anymore, since we’ve both fucked in our mutual homes and we are comfortable with our bodies. However technically you are still dating until someone says I love you and confirms that you are now their exclusive girlfriend. That is when dating ends, and we assume that we will see each other every weekend. Anything less is not called a relationship. Also do not date for too long. If you are seeing signs that you are stuck in the Dating Phase. Kill it. If by 2 months of dating the wining, dining and impressing has not amounted to Girlfriend status, drop it.
Name : Sony (Dunno what her real name is probably Sonita Hernandez or something) You know how much Bois like stupid nicknames to make them feel better about their nauseating feminine names.
Immigration Status : Mexican awaiting deportation
Relationship status : Currently in LTR but really just a womanizer. Cheated on every girlfriend she’s ever had. Attention whore extraordinaire. Also in an eternal tension bond with one of their best friends. Boi on Boi crime is wrong, but they really need to fuck and get it over with.
Favorite pick up line. “Woe is me I have a brain tumor so my place or yours” Yea right liar, about time to drop dead then.
Career : Scientist? A mexican with a masters?, alert the authorities. I don’t even know if the latter M is true. lol. We maybe just talking about Petco attendant here.
Subculture : Mexigoth Tranny Rockabilly Wipster
Sounds like, Looks like : A small chihuahua yapping in your ear. Chicken legged 8 year old boy, a NAMBLA member’s wet dream.
Contact : Sorry don’t have great contact info on this. one, Well I’ve got a number, but that shit is probably on dyke bar bathroom wall from NY to SF Bay. Stale fish taco smelling yeast infections… pass.
Filed under: Amuse
For those who know me… they know my brain is usually upto something sinister. Not with true psychopath malice, but just sinister for the sake of comedy. Most times I just let people pass in and out with their retardedness. At first I try to point it out in a less offensive manner. Most times those people do not want help, they like to wallow in their misery. I then get fed up and am more straight forward with it. Please we are all laughing on the inside and I’d like to thank all for the entertainment, but keep the jokes fresh.
Amuse Bouche :
Single, bite-sized hors d’œuvre. Amuse-bouche are different from appetizers in that they are not ordered from a menu by patrons, but, when served, are according to the chef’s selection alone. These, often accompanied by a complementing wine, are served as an excitement of taste buds to both prepare the guest for the meal and to offer a glimpse into the chef’s approach to cooking.
So I currently am in the hottest office on earth. Yes its the fall, however why is the office still hot? Umm because cheapo meepos installed fans… instead of using AC. Welcome I work at Dundler Mifflin. Oh and someone did not check the operationality of ceiling fans before they installed them. Oh and this is a lesson to myself, home economics is the same as office economics. Do not overspend on rent/mortgage because one day you may not be able to pay to cool it.
Height of the fan relative to the ceiling. If a fan is too close to the ceiling, the airflow is restricted; that is, the fan will not be able to draw as much air through its blades as it has the potential to do. For this reason, “hugger”-style fans (those which mount directly to the ceiling without the use of a downrod) are all inherently disadvantaged. The distance that a fan should be mounted from the ceiling is directly correlated with its air-moving potential; no fan should be mounted with its blades closer than 24 inches (610 mm) to the ceiling, however that figure is often far greater with industrial fans. – From Wiki
Ok so I’ve been MIA, mostly because I’ve had little to talk about, little to vent about…. Oh but boy this weekend made me have to restart my postings. So I finally headed to Stiletto’s a lesbian Sunday party from 3-12 midnight at the Maritime Hotel. The spot is lovely, there is a brunch menu as well as delicious sangria and hot girls !!! However our group had some cupcakes that were intended as a gift to my girlfriend since it was her birthday.
Now we passed amongst friends, and 2 were left and I set them on a ledge above our seats. A group of stupid ghetto bitches decide to try and steal half our seats next to us. They were fat, and ugly and were already getting on my nerves. One of my friends bumps one, since they were all in our space, and her drink moved a little. Omg not even spilled, but enough to tap my friend and be like blah blah blah you almost spilled my drink. Whatever, get a life.
Then some time passes, all of a sudden I noticed the two cupcakes were gone, the box was on the table…. and wtf, I spied around and see the wrappers in their empty drink cups. Now I’m heated, I wait awhiles to confront. I am not the type of person to take that sort of rediculousness sitting down. I don’t care if there were about 12 ghetto bitches. I will say something. As an asian who is used to repressive and assumptive mistreatment… I will put you in your place. First of all, what disgusting fools eat someone else’s food? Not only is that disgusting but it is downright shameful. If they has asked, I’m sure we would’ve gladly gave them. But first off they didn’t ask, and second of all they basically were guilty and was clear that they stole them. Since the bag I had set the cupcakes on was all the way down by them and clearly ajar and not in the position I left them.
Now when I confront them, they act like I owed them something? Excuse me, reparations are not from me, I did not own slaves. My ancestors were asian. We just call rude foreigners ghosts and goblins (the few who know, may chuckle now). They said why it’s got to be us? Umm cus you were the only ones sitting there…. and the wrappers are in your cups crazies. lol That is Why. Not because your black, not because you look poor… because the evidence is there. You were fingered because your guilty. Then all of them act like they need to defend each other regardless of guilt. lol I don’t care… They start first by throwing around racist insults… like what we know kung fu too. I think it is so shameful and stupid that they throw racist insults at me first, when all I wanted was an apology and affirmation that yes, they took the cupcakes. Instead they decide to be racist even tho they have all watched Enter the Dragon 18 times and also threaten violence. But I know the ghetto game better than them. I will not stoop to their level and start throwing out racist shit. First off I can do it better, and Asian jokes are so lame unless you really are an asian, because chopsticks, chinese food and chinky eyes are so played out. A good joke needs to be novel and attack a hidden niche trait for it to be hilarious.
In the end I walk away, because it is clear, they are dizzy and insane. Taking a strangers food? My has the economy come to this? One of them even makes an excuse that it was their daughters 18th birthday? or 18th month birthday or wtf? Because I saw her wipe the frosting off her shirt, cus she ate it so fast she got it all over herself. First of all, if it is your daughters birthday… shouldn’t you be with your daughter? Weird. lol and why would you come to a party with cake all over yourself? double weird. lol Anyways unimportantly I can’t imagine being a ghetto bitch. But they are so darn funny.
Finally, being ghetto isn’t about race at all. The term is used by black americans now, while it was originally used to describe ethnic enclaves of Jewish peoples.
Picture Caption : Getting clowned while clowning other people (picture of me showing off my photoshop skills, I put a filter and typed some text, nice $2 kanye shades right?)
Name : Kaue Ribeiro
Occupation : I think I can draw… I’m gonna put shit on my online portfolio which makes me look like a 6th grader who loves Wizard Magazine, goes to conventions and play magic cards. Spawn is my favorite movie.
Relationship Status : I had a girl who I was too pussy to propose to, thought maybe I would grow some inches and maybe find someone more stable to make genetic mutations with. I turned her lesbian since my cock could not satisfy her. Now I hang out with chicks but all of whom have no real interest in me.
Address : 120 SE 11th Ct. , Deerfield Beach, FL (Hit me up in loserville, I still live with my mom’s at age 30)
Phone # : 561-239-8774
Car : I drive a Nissan 350z with carbon fiber all over it. So I can hide in my car so nobody actually sees how pathetic I am.
I doesn’t take a rocket science to figure some of these out… but what would you like if you were an employee??? Then that is exactly what would boost morale. Don’t give me no mumbo jumbo… But AC when it is 80+ outside would be a start. Not tricking us with weird controls could be a beginning. Oh and possibly stop thinking we’re stupid because putting it on fan or running a tape recording of one from the back is pointless too. Yeah don’t ask me if I care when I’m sweating balls. All bets are off.
Here are some morale boosters from a smart lady.
I feel bad, why? Multiple reasons.
The biggest one is that nobody ever thinks they are gay ! Especially men. First off all men think that if a woman is beautiful, that she shouldn’t be gay. They ask why they are gay all the time. Why do you not want dick? It’s ignorant and stupid. It’s like asking a white supremacist why he doesn’t like black pussy. Would anyone ask that? No. So why would a man ask a lesbian why she doesn’t like dick? The answer is already stated in the question. If anyone asks you that, it is because they are male chauvinist pigs, ignorant and think their cock is god’s gift to the world.
Next is the way men treat them. They love to fuck with them. The second a pretty femme states the fact that she is a lesbian, All of a sudden it’s a fucking invitation for for men to treat her like a golden pussy. WTF, nobody wants to tell you what fucking a girl is like. Nobody wants to explain why they are gay. Nobody wants to even talk to you in the first place. Most of all, nobody wants you to touch them. Men cannot turn lesbians. Most likely a lousy man probably turned the girl lesbian to begin with. I love when men start touching a woman after they are told that she is lesbian. What mother fucker, do you think your hairy ass arms make her wet? No they don’t, they make her shit shrivel up and die. So fucking retarded and rude.
I guess I feel bad, mostly on the way men treat femmes. As if now that you are a lesbian femme woman, your status is now even lower than a woman. Like adding femme lesbian means that you’re some type of sexual fantasy and that it’s a challenge for them to turn out. First of all that assumes that women are conquests so its already ridiculous. As they try to turn you, they treat you like an ownable object. Man handling and foul thoughts upon the object are only a start.
Not everyone wants to be the majority standard. Not everybody has the same goals in life, the same way they want to live their life. If everyone were a caucasian male that was tall and muscular, there would be no human race, no reproduction and no hip hop or chinese food. To be honest, can everyone stop trying to emulate the epitome of a white man? Black men do it, Asian men do it, even Dykes do it. Stop it. Anyways I digress.
I am sick and tired of a gaggle of men, usually ex frat boy types who think their cocks don’t stink. Wake up they do, and not everyone woman wants it. Get over yourself. Grow some balls and stop trying to pump your own ego by acting like a douchebag. What is with gaggles of men anyways? Do you need power in numbers, need to prey in packs like wolves? If it takes degrading someone else to make you feel better about dick size, then get over it, it’s not growing if you make fun of someone.
I’m thoroughly angry, and do believe that most men think like this. It’s quite sad actually. I’ve heard what men say not in front of woman, seen what they do. And yes, there are some sensitive and amazing men out there. But if you are thinking a man is one of those, throw him a couple beers while he’s chillin with his friends without you and you will see another person.
I never get this because I’m on the masculine spectrum. Most men are not interested in me. They don’t want to turn me out. They don’t ask why I’m gay. I usually get more awe and respect because I pull better women than them. Men respect the masculine, and they do not respect what is societally deemed feminine. I do not feel the same objectification as femmes. To be honest if I did I would probably punch them in the face are scare them with some gender bending.
Anyways, I think I’ve exhausted this subject for now, not thinking clearly and am heading to the club. lol
There are so many douchebags in New York…. most of them men. Because women are usually just bitchy and crazy. But what is up with douchebags? Guys who think that cutting you off on the highway at 90 mph speeds is ok. Guys with trucks who cannot fit into manhattan size parking spaces and decide that picking up people’s vespas and damaging it is ok. Uniformed personnel who think their badge and brawn means that they can push you around just because they are drunk. Assholes who cheat on their girlfriends just because their dick is small and they can.
I need to start a new category of posts called, Douchebag alert. I know you all have your own douchebag alerts that you want to share.
Douchebag Alert #1
Where : East Village 10th and Broadway
I was sitting in my car, playing a video game, when this douchebag in his Chevy Silverado couldn’t fit into a parking space. He decided to take it upon himself to move the guy in front of me’s vespa. First off the guy is short, that means small dick for those of you that don’t know. He also did not have enough strength to move it flabby post steroids muscles, and ended up poppin out a panel and he didn’t even care and didnt fix it and continued to park. As he backs in, he decides to hit my bumper too. So I get out and confront the douchebag, because I was watching him the whole time.
Couple things already wrong at this point.
1. Ummm I’m sitting in the car… why would you bump me? I would’ve moved if you has asked, but he obviously didn’t care enough to even ask like a normal person.
2. Why would y ou touch someone else’s scooter/property??? It’s not yours do not touch. Get another space with your fucking big ass car, this is manhattan stop that bullshit, cars like that are only ok in NJ or LI.
3. You just broke someone’s property and thought you can get away with it in broad daylight on a busy city street. Give me a break, are you God?
As I am fuming that he just is the regular type of douchebag, small dick and big attitude… I am going to confront him. No worries do not be afraid, douchebags usually have no balls to actually start shit… that is why they engage in douchebag behavior. They think it makes their dick bigger. Surprise, penis enhancement tools named douchebagging do not increase the size of your dick. Anyways, first he doesn’t roll down the window. Then… he finally does and I’m like, do you know what you just did? He’s like what? I didn’t do anything. I said, first you hit my car, then you broke this guys vespa, and didn’t try to fix it. He doesn’t apologize, gets defensive and says theres no damage to my car. No shit of course not, but the guys vespa’s panel is sticking out. And he decides to bang it with his fist to fix it. I said I’m calling the cops on your ass. Turns out a lady knew who’s vespa it was and was watching too. It was only 65 bucks worth of damage to the vespa. But don’t let douchebags get away with their ridiculousness, some of you are probably married to one or know one. Lisence plate ecv 7549 Chevy Silverado Black. Get this fucker.
Filed under: Life
Sad day for me, I go at least once a year. It makes me happy… my question is … where does all the money go? Because I pay mad money for parking, mad money to enter, mad money to eat there…. Seriously… stop being greedy… I spend at least 20 bucks playing games there too ! Half the rides are usually non functioning… maybe the park is just getting old. It is still operational… so getchur rides in !
June 13 (Bloomberg) — Six Flags Inc., the owner of 20 theme parks, sought bankruptcy protection 3 1/2 years after Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder become chairman and hired new managers in an attempt to return it to profitability. The Chapter 11 petition filed in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Wilmington, Delaware, listed assets of $3 billion and debt of $2.4 billion as of Dec. 31. Thirty-six affiliates also sought protection. Snyder began a shakeup of Six Flags in late 2005 after winning three seats on the board. The 48-year-old company hasn’t posted an annual profit since 1998 and had losses of $558.8 million in the two years after Snyder became chairman. Six Flags shares have fallen 86 percent in the past 12 months as investors have grown skeptical about the company’s ability to refinance preferred income equity redeemable shares, or PIERS, before their August redemption date. On Aug. 15, $287.5 million in preferred stock matures and $131 million of 8.875 percent senior notes come due next year. The company said in today’s statement it’s seeking court approval of a prearranged reorganization plan that will cut its debt by about $1.8 billion and eliminate more than $300 million worth of preferred stock obligations. The reorganization plan has yet to be filed with the court.
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Disclaimer : Inteded as a Farce…. before this shit gets me fired from my job.
1. They live in the same area Williamsburg. Hasidic Jews and Hipsters are separated only by some subway tracks. Moreover could it be a real estate ploy. Purging the area of spanish locals? Who knows…. but the Hipsters are the new ethnic race , the new gays, the new sought after corporate target of corporations and religions alike.
2. Hipsters love to have gigantic beards and have lots of facial hair just like their Hasidic neighbors. Who is the hipster ? Who is the Hasidic? Can you tell? Maybe both? Maybe they are the same person?
3. They all work for fashion companies, are in graphic design for fashion companies, work for companies who work with fashion companies. Hipsters love clothes, they have plenty of stores that sell new clothes, sell old clothes, sell new and old clothes. Another little known fact but the fashion industry is also mostly run by the Jewish and actually have a long history in it. Coincidence? Wiki list of Jewish Fashion Designers
4. Yarmulkes and Trucker hats and beanies serve the same purpose.
5. Hipsters are known to have rich parents who indulge them. Where do you think they get their money from?
6. Case and Point : Urban Outfitters have already gotten on the trend, with the everyone loves a Jewish Girl tee
From the Daily News …
Although this occurrence is highly probable, why would you still buy into the building sensing that sort of push back? Wouldn’t a normal person just avoid this whole situation and live somewhere else? Oh smells, another reminder why this is still NYC…
